If You Meet A Barfing Bird
How NOT to Help Animals
(Ages 4-7)
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About the Book
Animals have some unusual ways to survive in the wild. If you try to help them, they might not always appreciate it. For example, a sleeping bear might not appreciate an alarm clock. In fact, a wake-up call could be dangerous. In If You Meet a Barfing Bird, kids discover why they should definitely NOT help the animals they meet. A red-lipped batfish doesn’t want water wings and a hairy seaweed crab isn’t looking for a haircut. Hilarious situations and outraged reactions from animals make for a laugh-out-loud read.
COMING FALL 2025
Helping animals doesn’t always backfire. Environmentalists have designed and built bridges and tunnels to help animals cross busy roadways safely. Bridges are used by larger animals like bears, deer, badgers, and martins. Tunnels are used by smaller animals like snakes, turtles, frogs and salamanders.
About the Book
Animals have some unusual ways to survive in the wild. If you try to help them, they might not always appreciate it. For example, a sleeping bear might not appreciate an alarm clock. In fact, a wake-up call could be dangerous. In If You Meet a Barfing Bird, kids discover why they should definitely NOT help the animals they meet. A red-lipped batfish doesn’t want water wings and a hairy seaweed crab isn’t looking for a haircut. Hilarious situations and outraged reactions from animals make for a laugh-out-loud read.
COMING FALL 2025
Did You Know…
Helping animals doesn’t always backfire. Environmentalists have designed and built bridges and tunnels to help animals cross busy roadways safely. Bridges are used by larger animals like bears, deer, badgers, and martins. Tunnels are used by smaller animals like snakes, turtles, frogs and salamanders.